Dalton: Evil's manifested in many forms over the years.
It's all rooted back to the Master Demons we call the Dark Ones.
The most ruthless one of them betrayed the others and cast them from our world.
Zoe: The rift.
We believe it's a mystic passage
between the human sphere and the dead lands.
If you've talked to dead Kelly, Brandy's in there, too.
All we have to do is get into that rift,
grab them, walk away Ray.
- (gasping) - Maybe I am in that dead place.
I'm not gonna let evil mess with our little family.
That includes you, too, Kel-ster.
Something's keeping me from coming through.
What... (yelling)
- Kelly? - She's still down there.
Ghost Beaters never leave a man behind.
Kaya: (English accent) The Dark Ones know about the rift.
Their vengeance will be merciless.
We betrayed them, Ruby.
You're gonna help us rewrite our destiny.
(liquid pouring)
(yelling)
- (door closes) - (panting)
(English accent) We shouldn't be here. We need to run.
The Dark Ones will find us wherever we go.
We got to take a stand and fight.
- By creating a new page? - Yes.
'Cause this page will mask the presence of the Necronomicon from the Dark Ones.
That only delays the inevitable.
It'll get me the time I need to destroy them.
(Zoe panting)
(screaming)
(high-pitched screaming)
Give me that pen.
Kaya: Are you sure this will work?
It has to.
Go get her.
(groaning)
Hail to the Prophesied One
for he will be the Savior of Humanity.
But not your Savior.
(screaming)
(suspenseful music plays)
(brakes squeal)
- I'm gonna throw up again. - Oh, Pablo?
- (vomiting) - Oh.
Oh, why do I feel like this?
Pablo: Uh, I know the feeling.
It's the residual effects of coming back from the dead.
Well, how come he's not sick, then?
I don't get hangovers either.
I'm so sorry, Dad.
And, Pablo,
it's my fault that Kelly's dead.
If I'd just believed you from the beginning, none of this...
It's not your fault. It's Ruby's. She's the one who got in your head.
I can't believe that Kelly's gone.
You know of all of us, I thought she'd be the one to make it.
This doesn't make any sense.
You and I were both there with her at the rift,
then all of a sudden, it's like there was a wall.
- I couldn't save her. - What are we gonna do now?
Christ, first Linda, then Cheryl, Chet, Pop...
- then Pablo... - I'm not dead.
You were. Kelly...
- And me. - Yeah, my daughter, too.
Come on, enough is enough.
I'm going to find this Ruby and put an end to this...
All: Once and for all!
You know what? This time, I'm serious.
Hey, what are you doing?
I don't think this is a good idea.
Ruby is a Dark One with the Necronomicon.
We cannot lose you t... Whoa...
- What's the matter with you? - Jefe, I can't see.
- Come here, you. - My eyes... Jefe.
- Hey, it's okay. Take it easy. - My-my... I'm blind, Jefe.
- You're gonna be okay. - What's happening to me?
Ash: Just take it easy.
Wait. Where am I?
- You're right here with us. - No. I'm in another house.
There's blood on the floor. I can see a body.
Zoe?
Wait. There's somebody else...
- Kelly? - Kelly?
(ominous music playing)
Pablo: There's someone else inside of her body.
Jefe, that's why Kelly couldn't come through the rift with you and Brandy.
Her soul doesn't have a body to come back to.
I can see Ruby!
Aye dios mio, Jefe.
I'm seeing through the eyes of the Necronomicon.
- The Necro-what-o-con? - Ash: Oh, it's a gnarly book.
- It's the reason behind all this crap. - Oh, shit.
Pablo look, you gotta be connected to it somehow.
Can you see where they are?
Yeah. It's an old house.
Big room.
There's a fireplace.
- Ash: Is there a deer head above it? - Pablo: Yeah.
- She went back to Prevett's. - Pablo: Wait.
I can hear them.
Ruby's upset.
She's scared.
She needs to find a rift before the Dark Ones break through.
Well, that's the rift below the store.
(moaning)
Whoa... I'm back.
- How'd you do that? - I don't know.
I don't get a manual with being El Brujo Especial.
Come on. Saddle up.
Get over to the hardware store.
Make sure that rift is locked down tight.
I don't want any Dark Ones coming out of there.
- Where are you going? - I'm going to get Kelly's body.
See you at the rift.
- I'm coming with you. - No. You're too weak to fight.
Now, look, my Boomstick...
got me out of a lot of scrapes, but be careful.
It's got a hair-trigger. Kick like a mule.
You stay locked in here.
Do not answer that front door, okay?
No matter how normal they sound.
Dad?
Be careful.
(Brandy vomits)
Uh...
- Oh. - Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, oh, no. That's... that's okay.
That's okay. We'll-we'll be back soon.
- Yeah. - (door closes)
(thunder rumbles)
(ominous growling)
(rift jolting on and off)
Oh, shit. Why is it already open?
What's happening?
(banging inside the rift)
(chanting in Samarian)
Why isn't it closing?
(music playing on radio)
♪ Stormbringer coming ♪
♪ Time to die... ♪
Stormbringer's coming all right.
Coming for you, Ruby.
Time to die.
(rift banging continues)
(yells)
The Dark Ones.
(chanting)
(gasps)
What is it?
They're here.
(Dark Ones growling)
(gasps)
(Dark One growling)
(gasps)
Why didn't they kill me?
(indistinct conversations)
(TV plays in background)
I'll have another one, Frank.
Frank?
(squishing)
What the fuck?!
(Deadite roaring)
(patrons screaming)
(distant screaming)
(thunder rumbling)
(screaming continues)
- (breaks squeal) - (woman screams)
(lightning crashes)
(thunder rumbles)
(creature growling)
(screams)
(panting)
- Man: What's happening? - Go back inside.
Lock your doors!
Oh, fuck.
(eerie music playing)
(Brandy shuddering)
(distant sirens wailing)
- (man screaming) - (sirens wailing)
(thunder rumbling)
(gasps)
Is somebody there?
I have a gun.
(breathing heavily)
(clatters)
(intense music playing)
(TV turns on)
(sighs)
(ringing)
What is that?
(bottles rattling)
- (door banging) - (gasps)
(TV indistinct)
(breathing rapidly)
(growling)
(screaming)
(groaning)
- (banging on door) - (screaming)
Oh, oh.
Oh, no. Fuck.
- (cell phone ringing) - Oh...
No.
No, it isn't you...
(screaming)
(phone growling)
(yelling)
(phone continues growling)
(screaming)
Oh, shit. Shit.
- (rattling) - (gasps)
- (cell phone beeps) - Recording: You have three new messages.
(cell phone beeps)
Candace: Brandy. Oh, it's Mom.
I don't know what's happening.
I know you're scared, honey, but...
I just wanted to tell you...
- I just wanted you to know... - Mom.
...that you taste good.
Please, somebody help me!
The circle is complete.
- How much longer for the page? - It's ready.
(intense music playing)
(chanting)
(chanting continues)
Kaya: Ruby.
- Ash... - Damn straight, Skippy.
Now get the gum out of your ears and listen up.
Whoever or whatever you put in my Kelly's body,
has got to take a hike, 'cause I need it back.
- Kelly's dead already. - Here, maybe.
I just saw her in the rift. She's still kicking evil's ass.
- You've been in a rift? - Mm-hmm. Got my daughter back.
- No thanks to you. - Kaya: They could not survive.
- He lies. - Do I?
Well, that's for me to know and you to find out.
Where is this rift?
- The Dark Ones... - The Dark Ones, oh, they're coming.
The Dark Ones are here, and they're coming for the Necronomicon.
Now you tell me where the rift is, and I can stop them.
- But I need Kaya. - Ash: Oh, Kaya.
- Who the fuck is Kaya? - The one who's in Kelly's body.
- No you let us... - Oh, you stop right there, sugar lips.
Last time we made a deal, I got jack shit out of it, okay?
Stay on point. I couldn't get Kelly out of the rift,
because her body has a "no vacancy" sign.
Now are you gonna evict this Kaya or am I?
You kill Kaya and Kelly's body goes with it.
And neither of us gets the one we want.
I'm willing to bet you won't take that chance.
Think you're right.
- (Zoe growling) - (Ash screams)
- Join us! - (screaming)
(chainsaw revving)
Never bet against the house.
(menacing whispering)
(rattling)
(whimpering)
(growling)
(whirring)
(screaming)
(demon laughing)
Demon: I'm sorry, sweetie, but your call
cannot be completed until you're done.
That's it.
You want me?
I'm Ashy Slashy's daughter.
Come on. Come get some!
- (demon phone gasps) - Whoa!
Demon: Ashy Slashy.
Time to talk about your old man, little girl.
Worthless shit!
Couldn't save me, and he'll never save you!
Behind you.
(demon screams)
This what you kids like?
(demon yelling)
- (demon yelling) - (screaming)
Brandy. Brandy. Hey! What are you doing?
- You're going down. - Put that down.
(demon screaming)
Don't even dream about getting a new phone after this,
you selfish whore!
(engine starts)
Brandy, no. Please, let me go.
Tell it to the plow.
Brandy?
Who's laughing now?
- (yelling) - Brandy...
(panting)
Pablo: Brandy!
- Pablo?! - Brandy, where are you?!
- Brandy? - I'm here! In the garage!
Brandy!
Oh, shit! Are you okay?
Yeah...
Wait... how do I know it's really you?
It is. I swear. I promise.
Evil has no interest in me.
I think they think I'm one of them.
But you're not, right?
No, I promise.
- One foot in each world, remember? - (explosion)
What the fuck?!
- Come on! - (car alarm blaring)
(honking)
Man: Run!
(panting)
- What is happening out there? - The Dark Ones made it through the rift.
They have the lost pages. We got to find Ash.
You know how to get to Mrs. Prevett's house?
Outside of town. I think off Mill Road.
What are the lost pages?
If the Dark Ones are joining with the Necronomicon,
then the Book of the Dead will once again be complete.
The world. Humanity. Everything, will be doomed.
- Ah! What the fuck?! - (Brandy screams)
(Ash grunts)
Where's the rift?
I got your rift right here.
What are you doing?
Oh, my God! Not the saw!
Oh! Oh, not the blade.
(shouting)
Oh.
Oh. Whoa. Whoa.
You're gonna pay for that!
(yelling)
- Tell us where the rift is. - I'm not gonna lie to you.
It's a little weird having Kelly doing this to me.
No! No! Not the money brows. Oh, no!
- (Ash screaming) - Ruby!
Dark One: Igi-bala.
(gasps)
Ba ni ak e esit ra.
(gasps)
Kaya.
(Dark Ones chanting)
(screaming)
(screaming continues)
(Dark Ones chanting)
Ruby: Go on, you bastards!
Take me!
(chanting continues)
Soon you will suffer the same fate.
The Savior of Humanity will destroy you all!
(Ruby screaming)
Poor Ruby. I'm melting.
Fuck off, bitch!
Isk kel camow mrwa.
(laughing)
Ruby dead? Check.
Necronomicon? Check.
Kelly's body?
Don't you worry. I'm coming for you.
Hey, Pablo, can you hear me?
(grunts) It's happening again.
Brandy, take the wheel! Take the wheel!
Oh, shit.
Ash: Pablo? Can you hear me?
- Ash? - Come in, over.
Ash, I can hear you.
What? You see him? Is he okay?
Jefe, can you hear me?
Look, Ruby's dead. I got the Necronomicon.
I got Kelly. I'm going to the hardware store.
So get the rift ready.
No! Do not go to the rift, Jefe!
- The rift is open. - Huh?
Do not go into the rift.
If you can you hear me,
evil is amongst us.
Do you hear me, Jefe?
Whoa! What the hell?
- Whoa! - (Deadite yelling)
Oh, God!
Those were Deadites.
What the hell are they doing out here?
Man on radio: We interrupt this program with an emergency bulletin.
Due to the extensive violent rioting in the streets of downtown Elk Grove,
the Governor of Michigan has implemented Marshal Law.
Please stay tuned to this station for further instructions...
That doesn't sound good.
...Michigan Army Reserves for further information...
- I lost him. - What did he say?
He's headed to the hardware store. We gotta get back there.
(yelling indistinctly)
- Whoa! - Look out!
Hey! Watch it!
(man yelling)
(Brandy screams)
(Pablo gasps)
(both screaming)
Whoa!
- Dad! - Wait!
(thumping on roof)
It's the Dark Ones.
- We have to help him! - No.
I got it. You stay here.
(groans)
(Ash yelling)
No!
Dad!
Brandy!
What the hell are you doing here? You gotta get out of here.
No! Not without you.
(Dark Ones chanting)
Oh, no... I gotta stop 'em.
(yelling)
(chanting continues)
The time has come to test the mettle of man.
Jefe. The Dark Ones.
They got the Necronomicon!
What?!
(Dark Ones chanting)
- Man: What is that? - Woman: Mom, where are you?
(chanting continues)
- Oh, no! - What'd they say?
(rumbling)
(people yelling)
- (people yelling) - Man: Stay back!
- Man: Watch it! - Don't!
I just want to take a look.
(eerie music playing)
(growling)
What was that?
Fuck.
♪ Oh, some people got the real problems ♪
♪ Some people out of luck ♪
♪ Some people think I can solve them ♪
♪ Lord heavens above ♪
♪ I'm only human after all ♪
♪ Don't put the blame on me ♪
♪ I'm only human, I've made mistakes ♪
♪ I'm only human, that's all it takes ♪
♪ To put the blame on me ♪
♪ Don't put the blame on me ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm no prophet or messiah ♪
♪ You should go looking somewhere higher ♪
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